Fort Wayne, Indiana is known for many spectacular accomplishments during our country’s history. Inventions spawned in For Wayne include the washing machine, baking powder, calculator, juke box, television, breathalyzer, and refrigerator. With such an impressive resume for innovation and development, adding the most beautiful destructive force of this past week should not come as a surprise.
Bree Olson, 24 year old blonde porn star, was arrested Thursday in Fort Wayne for Driving Under the Influence (DUI). Bree took her black Lexus out on the town, and managed to land herself in a single car accident. No worries, the flawless fuck bunny’s spectacular body was in no way harmed.
When Ms. Olson spoke to the police officials who found her Thursday night, she explained that she had only drank two beers before deciding to drive home. Unfortunately, blowing a 0.19 into the breathalyzer test means she was quite the liar. Although, the sudden irresponsible behavior may not be entirely Bree Olson’s fault. There is a very good possibility that she may have inherited the destructive capabilities by injection.
The real story here is whether or not we have a Charlie Sheen epidemic on our hands!
